Gladys Fordingbridge is the elderly regular host of the team. She's the sole girl. Her living room is cluttered with cat hairs and photographs of distant kin. Her poems consist solely of sub-Pam Ayres cat poems, one of which, entitled 'Naughty Paws', managed to rhyme 'Whiskas' with 'discus'.Peter Savage, Junior is the alcoholic, smack-joyful owner